BEST HEADLINES.... EVER....
We all kno that bad news and tragedy make headlines, so once in a while
its nice to see sum humorous headlines, intentional or otherwise. Most of
these have been around since a long time.
Read on n Enjoy!!!!!!!!!
1> Something Went Wrong in the Jet Crash, Experts Say [no,really???]
2> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things
a bit far!!!]
3> Miners Refuse to Work after Death [good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]
4> Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works better than
a fair trail!!]
5> War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that
effect!!!]
6> If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think??!!]
7> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead [Gee ... burried alive???]
8> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who wld've ever thought of that!!!]
9> Austronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [thats wat he gets for
eating those beans!!!]
10> Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Eeeks!!! blood cannibals!!!]
11> Hospital is sued by 7 Foot Doctors [damn these doctors are tall!!!]
12> Panda Mating Fail; Vet Takes Over [wat a guy!!! dedicated to his job!!]
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